screaming is deffo not me

nope

uh uh

shush yur mouth harlot

Jell m8

-here i wish you to envision the scene in the empire strikes back where Master Yoda informs Luke Skywalker that he will be scared voiced thusly ‘You will be ….. you will be’-

thank you for your consideration most excellent and highly welsh buddsicle

  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.

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kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com)

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justseventeen:


September 1995. ‘When icy blue meets chocolate brown, the effect is amazingly cool — like a peppermint patty.’

justseventeen:

September 1995. ‘When icy blue meets chocolate brown, the effect is amazingly cool — like a peppermint patty.’

(Source: fashionfollower.com)

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the-moldy-lunchboxx:

e-brat:

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

every tumblr user’s bedroom 

I am a Satanist and I can confirm I have all of these in my room.

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gamester81:

I picked up this very rare Ducktales Game Boy prototype cart. It’s one of only two, and it’s undumped. #gameboy #capcom #prototype #ducktales #disney # nintendo

gamester81:

I picked up this very rare Ducktales Game Boy prototype cart. It’s one of only two, and it’s undumped. #gameboy #capcom #prototype #ducktales #disney # nintendo

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